The Furniture Business (tasteful joke)

A furniture dealer from Knoxville, Tennessee, decided that he wanted  to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to  Paris, France to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris  (this being his first trip to the French capital), he met with some  manufacturers and finally selected a line that he thought would sell  well back home in Tennessee.

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro  and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed  that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair  at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian woman came to his  table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand),  and motioned toward the chair.

He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but  she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of  trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture  of a wine glass and showed it her. She nodded, and he ordered a  glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another  napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she  nodded.

They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small  group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he  took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She  nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed  and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture  of a four-poster bed.

To this day, he has no idea how she figured out he was in the  furniture business.

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